carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

Anonymous asked: You're honestly so iconic and naturally funny like you dont even try hard to be funny and you dont follow stupid trend jokes you set stupid trend jokes lmfao just wow

thank you!! 😘😘 

tagged: +Anonymous 

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

Anonymous asked: Have you ever had your ass eaten?

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

illkim:

When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on

image

illkim:

I absolutely despise shower sex. There’s so much water and friction and my dick always gets stuck in the drain.

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

image

illkim:

"-and that’s that’s my presentation"

image

illkim:

Me when I decide to show up to class

image

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.